Not The American Average.





Hi there. My name is John.
I'm 24 years old and born in 1989 on the 12th of December.


Video games are my passion.
I like doing nothing, sleeping, eating and gaming.
I like.. things that would be considered perverted.
Want to know anything else? Drop me a message.

KiK: NewAgeHolocaust

Snapchat: SaltyBishop

Skype: fck.injagerbombz



Buy me something from my Amazon Wishlist and I'll love you forever.


HEY KIRSTY

GET OFF TUMBLR AND GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I NEED/WANT!

polka-dot-clouds:

I will show this photo to my kids when they don’t believe me

(Source: poyzn, via kittydiamond666)

multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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(Source: invades, via 0pposite-0f-amnesia)

seekhappynights:

this is the best line i’ve ever read

(Source: swearslikecapaldi, via embermage)

Anonymous asked: R u ded


Answer:

i wish i was, but no, i just don’t come on tumblr often anymore.

Anonymous asked: yoooooooo ilu <3


Answer:

well thank you.. anon.

grimelords:

grimelords:

I want a chrome extension that just adds :/ to the end of every cnn headline

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(via the-aspiring-geneticist)

sealcat:

*aggressively waggles weiner at referee*

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(via laveyan-lamb)